96. Launching “The Sex Goddess” – Part V

Rev. Steph

Launching “The Sex Goddess” was a lot of fun as the event went completely off-piste!

I had asked my MC, Bishop Jackson Khosa, to help me find the section in my book about how I lost my virginity.  He was a fabulous MC but in this task, he did not succeed.

Suddenly, Deborah du Plooy yelled out:

“But you should know the story, Steph.  You don’t have to read it. Just tell it!”

Wow!  What a concept!  She was right!  And she spoke for all the audience members there who were wondering why I was so fixated about reading the story from the book when I could just tell it from memory.

But before I could tell the story, I had to remove some clothing – as you do when you are launching a book called “The Sex Goddess”… !  Plus, I was feeling rather hot in my thick black robe.

So I began to slowly unzip my ministerial robe but could not finish the job because – oh no! – my zip got stuck! Not erotic.  In an awkward moment like that, what is a girl to do?  Well, I was inspired to ask for help from the Bishop.  He happily obliged and finished the job of undressing me. You can watch it here.

So, once relieved of my black ministerial robe and standing in front of my audience in a black lace see-through dress, I told the story of my first drunken sexual experience.

Skoobs Launch, Steph in black lace dress IMG-20190227-WA0005

You can listen to the story here:

Finally, we are reaching the climax of the event with the Forbidden Fruit. 🙂 Yes, the bit you have all been waiting for.

I am not so sure Eve tempted Adam with an apple…. Sinking one’s teeth into a firm apple and chomping on it is not that sexy.

The forbidden fruit might have been a pear?

Or a mango?

Or a banana?

Skoobs Launch, in holding peeled banana, with bishop IMG-20190227-WA0008

Rev. Steph wielding her banana while she tells a naughty joke

But would the Irreverent Reverend really suck on a banana in public?  Watch the video and find out!

 

Hope that was a satisfying read.:)

Enjoy some other photos from the launch.

Appreciating the miracle of global communication via technology.

All blessings

Rev. Steph

“The Miracles of Earth are the Laws of Heaven” – Johann Richter

Author: Rev. Stephanie Clarke

I am a speaker, an author and an ordained Interfaith Minister. My latest book is highly controversial and it is entitled: "The Sex Goddess: Debunking the Mythology of God & Sex." I offer life-coaching, Akashic readings, workshops and Sacred Ceremonies. Please visit my website for more info: www.TimelessTransitions.net

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